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Post by DESPERATEDAN on Apr 30, 2005 12:36:00 GMT -5
;D DESPERATE DAN IS HERE, WATCHING AND WAITING. NO BEEF WITH YOU LITTLE PEOPLE, JUST THE "(C)OCK STAR WHOS GOT ME CASH. BONER, WHERE ARE YOU? BEGGING ON LIFFEY STREET FOR THE PENNYS TO PAY ME BACK I GUESS?
DESPERATE DAN COWPIE TOWN DUBLIN
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Post by RumRebellion on Apr 30, 2005 14:33:13 GMT -5
little people? there aint no hobbits on this board.
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Post by snotty mcgee on Apr 30, 2005 18:40:28 GMT -5
I assumed this was an open forum, in fact i'm sure it is.its a pitty that it is clogged up with closed minded freaks like you.I can say what i like here, and i can ask were some people are if i want to engage in some banter.it is unfortunate that it all has gone over your head. What is it like to live such a simple life?I do believe that it is you who is the'Knobend'.Very imaginativetwo bit ass clown' and ' Pity is spelled with only one t jackass, so maybe you're the one living the simple life... like I said before, two-bit ass clown. F yez all.
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Post by brutus on May 1, 2005 1:01:22 GMT -5
Hello 'Snotty.'
If'n yer gonna call people on their spelling on a friggin message board, where everyone is probably drunk anyways, then I think it's fair of me to call you on yours. Remember, when you start a new sentence the first letter is always capitalized. "like I said before..."
Ooh I'm drunk
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Post by brutus on May 1, 2005 1:03:32 GMT -5
I love this thread. I hope it devolves down to "yo mama" jokes.
Like, Yo Momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Man, this whole thing is so stupid.
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Post by Snotty McGee on May 1, 2005 1:16:25 GMT -5
Hello 'Snotty.' If'n yer gonna call people on their spelling on a friggin message board, where everyone is probably drunk anyways, then I think it's fair of me to call you on yours. Remember, when you start a new sentence the first letter is always capitalized. "like I said before..." Ooh I'm drunk You forgot a period. Now feck off. F yez all.
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Post by Snotty McGee on May 1, 2005 1:17:05 GMT -5
I love this thread. I hope it devolves down to "yo mama" jokes. Like, Yo Momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck Man, this whole thing is so stupid. Let's get off moms, I just got off yours.
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Post by brutus on May 1, 2005 1:33:14 GMT -5
ooh yeah that's a good one..
I added an extra period to make up for the one I forgot. Sorry about that. Aye've hadda phew drinx end mie tyeping getsa littl sloppie ahfterwardz.
Howsabout "Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her..." That ones good too.
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Post by Snotty McGee on May 1, 2005 1:39:36 GMT -5
ooh yeah that's a good one.. quote] You're the one that's supposed to be teaching the kiddies right? Let me guess, the reason you're not a full-time teacher is based on your spelling handicap, right? F yez all!
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Post by brutus on May 1, 2005 3:13:34 GMT -5
Yess. Yess Thaht'ssss itt ekzaktly. Aye Kannut spelll. Ewe gaht mee. Yt's Trew. Aye haf know bizness learnin the chillun.
I was so glad when I saw you responded. It makes my day, or night.
Gewd Knight!
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Post by brutus on May 1, 2005 3:16:31 GMT -5
Aren't you up past your bedtime? Well unless you live on another continent I guess.
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Post by SingloudSingproud on May 1, 2005 5:54:45 GMT -5
haha nice one brutus. man, these guests are lame! lol
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Snotty Mutahfeckin McGee
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Post by Snotty Mutahfeckin McGee on May 2, 2005 11:30:59 GMT -5
Aren't you up past your bedtime? Well unless you live on another continent I guess. Don't worry about my fecking bedtime you arsetwit, I'm older & wiser than you. Now don't try and argue with the best, because it'll only hurt you in the end. (And that goes double for Boner Beano, & triple for Professor Grommit) F Yez All. P.S. I registered, but chose to sign in as a guest just to piss you all off even more.
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dkmhobbit
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I don't know nothin' about no meat suit...
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Post by dkmhobbit on May 2, 2005 12:57:13 GMT -5
little people? there aint no hobbits on this board. ahem....AHEM!!!
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Post by RumRebellion on May 2, 2005 16:10:47 GMT -5
ahem....AHEM!!! that was before you registered. i guess we have a much more diverse group now.
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dkmhobbit
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I don't know nothin' about no meat suit...
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Post by dkmhobbit on May 2, 2005 17:24:06 GMT -5
that was before you registered. i guess we have a much more diverse group now. Ah yes, I guess it was. Sorry about that. I don't know if one somewhat stout, hairy fella constitutes diversity, but I'll take any compliment I can get
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Post by Professor Gommel on May 2, 2005 19:14:06 GMT -5
Snotty, ... (And that goes double for Boner Beano, & triple for Professor Grommit)... Not bad, but I'm still holding out for better bait. Good luck with the other fish, though.
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Post by Snotty McGee on May 2, 2005 20:00:02 GMT -5
Snotty, Not bad, but I'm still holding out for better bait. Good luck with the other fish, though. You daft yankee cocksnot, don't you understand that ANY time you reply to a Snotty message means you ALREADY took the bait you feckin' twit. The whole point of the game is to ignore me, and it doesn't take a genius to figure out that you cannot do it. It's so sad the state of Amerikay's education system. Here I am running circles around a washed up Professor with an anger problem, and a substitute teacher with down syndrome. Oh heavens, I forgot to challenge that Beano tosser. I think I will leave those Dooblin insults for DESPERATE DAN, THE CAPS LOCK MAN! F Yez All!
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Post by Professor Gommel on May 2, 2005 20:41:22 GMT -5
Better. But still a bit too forced. You're not convincing.
Keep trying, though. It's coming along nicely.
And welcome to the forum!
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Post by Barnacle Brian on May 2, 2005 23:46:36 GMT -5
Ignore the guy, when he gets bored, he'll go away.
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Post by brutus on May 2, 2005 23:49:53 GMT -5
It's so sad the state of Amerikay's education system. Here I am running circles around a washed up Professor with an anger problem, and a substitute teacher with down syndrome. F Yez All! If you know what a dictionary is you should look up the word 'Irony.' And it's Down's Syndrome. Not down. Eh, this bores me now.
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Post by brutus on May 2, 2005 23:51:52 GMT -5
Ignore the guy, when he gets bored, he'll go away. I'm sorry. I know, for the sake of the topic, I should but I can't help it. It's too funny. That's my last one... Probably.
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Post by Barnacle Brian on May 3, 2005 0:04:38 GMT -5
It is kinda funny.
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Post by RumRebellion on May 3, 2005 0:54:04 GMT -5
kinda pathetic. someone should delete this post.
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Post by Snotty McGee on May 4, 2005 11:38:16 GMT -5
The only wankstain that would know the details about the bloody spelling of Down's Syndrome is some tosser who feckin' has it. I am quite surprized a retarded thingysnot with a feckin' finger up their gob would notice anything besides the puddle of drool on the floor of the short bus they are currently riding in. Quit licking the windows, Downey boy! F Yez All. If you know what a dictionary is you should look up the word 'Irony.' And it's Down's Syndrome. Not down. Eh, this bores me now.
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Post by BarroomHeroine on May 4, 2005 12:37:21 GMT -5
Somebody please put this thread out of it's misery
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Post by Professor Gommel on May 4, 2005 14:29:38 GMT -5
Mr. McGee, Very nice. I like what you've done here... I am quite surprized a retarded thingysnot with a feckin' finger up their gob would notice anything besides the puddle of drool on the floor of the short bus they are currently riding in. Quit licking the windows, Downey boy! Cold, dispassionate, incendiary yet guarded. Well executed. Unfortunately, you left yourself open for ridicule in admitting you don't know spelling as well as your inability to circumnavigate the censors with... Congratulations on the improvement. We are all watching hoping you reach your full potential with this assumed persona. This effort's grade: C+ Keep up the good work!
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Post by brutus on May 4, 2005 17:26:15 GMT -5
The only wankstain that would know the details about the bloody spelling of Down's Syndrome is some tosser who feckin' has it. I am quite surprized a retarded thingysnot with a feckin' finger up their gob would notice anything besides the puddle of drool on the floor of the short bus they are currently riding in. Quit licking the windows, Downey boy! F Yez All. A short bus in Ireland huh? I knew you were a fake.
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Post by Snotty McGee on May 4, 2005 18:49:53 GMT -5
A short bus in Ireland huh? I knew you were a fake. Short bus eh? Feck off, I have a satellite telly & I never once said I was Irish you twit. Go back to viewing your Magnum P.I. re-runs.
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Post by Snotty McGee on May 4, 2005 18:59:36 GMT -5
Mr. McGee, Very nice. I like what you've done here... Cold, dispassionate, incendiary yet guarded. Well executed. Unfortunately, you left yourself open for ridicule in admitting you don't know spelling as well as your inability to circumnavigate the censors with... Congratulations on the improvement. We are all watching hoping you reach your full potential with this assumed persona. This effort's grade: C+ Keep up the good work! Get stuffed! It's hardly impressive to throw out big words on an internet forum. For all we know it may have taken you a bloody month to come up with your latest reply. Don't you have an anger management support group to attend? Or are you currently there at the moment sitting in the corner, possibly taking a "timeout" puching away on your laptop.. I've got a (C) grade for you as well... & here it is... (C)unt! How's that for "circumnavigating" the feckin' censors. F Yez all!
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